i’m almost in college but my boobs are still stuck in 7th grade

pansexualprincess:

today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones

pansexualprincess:

today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones

sophomorealbum:

"hey someone told me your tumblr ur-" image

togepied:

*crowd surfs at ur funeral*

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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how many calories does ding dong ditching burn?

i wonder if historical figures actually wanted their diaries published. like did anyone even ask anne frank if they could show her most private thoughts to the whole entire world after she died? 

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*