today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones
"hey someone told me your tumblr ur-"
*crowd surfs at ur funeral*
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
i wonder if historical figures actually wanted their diaries published. like did anyone even ask anne frank if they could show her most private thoughts to the whole entire world after she died?
IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*